This night featured the skills of Pippi, the Guru (nee Quintanna), and the Law, who dominated the boards, winning both the game of 301, the game of cricket, and scoring 2 FYHs. In addition, a new pinball machine has made an appearance. It has a casino theme, and women with heaving breasts and slutty catch-phrases. The Guru gurued all over the machine, getting a masterful multi-ball sequence and blasting a high score over 100 million.

Current assets of the league now include a scratchy worth $1 and the option on a can of diet soda from a local non-profit organization. 

So, the first league night at the Fireside -- nobody got an FYH tonight -- making that Olive Garden gift certificate seem ever illusive.

First up, an introduction to our new webmaster -- Steve DuBois, better known to the world as S-Dub. S-Dub will be updating the site with results as the weeks go by.

Tonight was also the first matches for The Law and Chad with their new darts from the DAM Dart Depot. The Piranha 2 darts really improved their play, which is why its no surprise to see that they each won a game, though cricket was a little tight with return hero, Carlos the Jackal complete with nudey flights almost clinching the deal.

Pippi is also sporting new flights from DAM -- Moby Dick flights no less.

Club financials stand at $9, a $1 unclaimed scratch ticket, 3 sets of club darts and a couple of big calculators.

Join us at our new location, JJ Foley's Fireside Tavern in Jamaica Plain.

We have all the equipment you need to play, you just need to bring your good self.

If you do want to buy your own darts, the best place in Boston is actually in Revere -- the DAM Dart Depot. Once you're feeling more confident with your game, go visit Tony and Dawn and get yourself a 'fitting' for the darts that will best fit you.

Getting to the DAM Dart Depot is super easy too, take the Blue Line to Maverick Square, and hop on the 116 bus to Wonderland -- it stops right outside the DAM store.

Redditors are also encouraged to join the r/boston and r/darts subreddits.

This week's league night featured a lot of excitement. The Law, a life-long member of the Communist Party and fan of all things genocidal, went into battle against a Class 3 Grand Wizard of the Irish Klu Klux Klan. Che shirts were worn and N-bombs were dropped in a face to face confrontation between Communism and Racism. The Winner? Indeterminate, as the bartender had to break up the fight before fists were thrown. Handshakes and apologies were had, but the Law is still investigating the immigration status of this international man of bigotry.

In sadder news, it seems that the Big Guy (along with an extra gallon of beer and a shot) has claimed yet another victim. New comer to the league The Hymen was broken by this beast, falling and injuring his shoulder while dropping his precious nachos on the sidewalk. This is yet again a sad reminder that everyone needs to attend league night in order to protect us all from the Big Guy. Due to the recent casualties, we will also be instituting a new league rule mandating that double shots of whiskey should not be ordered or drank after consuming more than three gallons of beer. This rule is effective immediately.

In league news, the domination continued as the Law won both the round of 301 and the game of Cricket, as well as scoring two FYHs. Will anyone be able to end his cockslapping of the league? In addition, Chad and the Hymen each scored an FYH a piece, while Skullivan was blanked on his triumphant return to Boston. Chad is still in the lead for that golden gift certificate, but others are close in the hunt for glory.

With the return of Pippi and Quintana, BADASS is proud to be bringing sexy back. The alluring sights and scents of these two competitors inflamed the passions of the locals, distracted their foes, and lead to some indecent proposals. It's all a part of the game when you're a member of BADASS.

In league news, the Law kept up his dominating spirit by dominating both the game of 301 and the game of Cricket. He unfortunately failed to get an FYH, something that Chad and Quintana easily handled. Quintana even went for a twofer on FYHs, but that's still not enough to pull within range of the mighty Chad, who on the season now has seven. The golden gift certificate is within his reach.

This week's league night has been moved to chwednesday, to coincide with St. Patty's day. We'll be seeing the return of SAD founder Skullivan, and hopefully a few new faces as well. See you there!

The mystery of Blade continues even with his return. While we now know he's safe and sound, where was he during his disappearance, and does it involve our newest member, 007? Like the Blade, 007 has a mysterious past. She has been suspected of being a spy, but for the time being, without hard proof, and while she is paying her dues, the league will just have to keep it's eyes on her.

In league play last week The Agenda won both games, as well as scoring three FYHs. Chad also got three FYHs, and the Law and 007 taking up the rear with 1 FYH and no FYHs respectively.

More league fair is happening tonight, so join us at Shannon's at around 7p.m. Also join us on freenode in channel #badass.

Raconteur and esteemed philanderer, Carlos the Jackal, has announced today a two-week self-imposed hiatus from the BADASS league. Jackal, 40, told league captain, Chad, in a crudely written text message just moments ago.

Chad, on behalf of FYH Industries said "We will miss Carlos, but I fear that The Blade may return with aplomb this week, and with rookie outsider iConrad making a potential second appearance, we're still on for some world-class darts."

Carlos the Jackal was not immediately available for further comment.

This weeks league night was filled with intrigue. While members Chad, the Law, Carlos (Crocus) the Jackal were joined by newcomer iConrad, The Blade was mysteriously absent. When we arrived, his drink was still sitting at the bar, but he had disappeared. Could there be more trouble in Mexico? Or does the disappearance of the Blade have something to do with the fugitive baby-robber CHAD? The plot thickens.








In scores, Chad won the round of 301 and scored two FYHs. The Law won the round of Cricket, as well as a short round of 201, and scored one FYH. Crocus was blanked, and iConrad had a strong rookie performance earning his first FYH.

In non-league play The Law won a round of 301 as well as Cricket last Wednesday. Unfortunately, one of our friends joining us that evening is no longer with us, after dying on the MBTA of alcohol poisoning. All league members are reminded that we need lots of people to come play; two gallons of beer is a lot to split between three people, so show up and protect your fellow players from The Big Guy. We all need to get ourselves prepped for the inevitable Mega Pint, an eight gallon behemoth  we will be purchasing at the end of the year.

Tuesday's match was all about Chad. He won both the warm up game and the cricket match quite handily. Of course, his competition was a bit light, as only Pippi and the Law were playing. The Blade was present but inactive for the nights match.

In addition, we have started a new side competition for league night. Whenever someone accidentally gets a dart on the dart board but outside the metal ring, they get one FYH. Whoever has the most FYHs at the end of the year wins a $15 gift certificate to the Olive Garden.

The current FYH count:
Chad: 1
The Law: 1
Pippi: 1
Carlos the Jackal(aka crocus): 1

No one else has a certified FYH at this point, so get cracking!

Last week's meeting saw the arrival of our newest member, The Grapist. Another recent addition, Mr. Pointy, continued his domination by once again winning the match. Since joining two weeks ago, he has won every single match he has participated in.

Unfortunately, it seems like he won't be joining us tonight (but maybe some of our friends from reddit will), so it looks like someone else will have a shot at a win.