This night featured the skills of Pippi, the Guru (nee Quintanna), and the Law, who dominated the boards, winning both the game of 301, the game of cricket, and scoring 2 FYHs. In addition, a new pinball machine has made an appearance. It has a casino theme, and women with heaving breasts and slutty catch-phrases. The Guru gurued all over the machine, getting a masterful multi-ball sequence and blasting a high score over 100 million.

Current assets of the league now include a scratchy worth $1 and the option on a can of diet soda from a local non-profit organization.