This week's league night featured a lot of excitement. The Law, a life-long member of the Communist Party and fan of all things genocidal, went into battle against a Class 3 Grand Wizard of the Irish Klu Klux Klan. Che shirts were worn and N-bombs were dropped in a face to face confrontation between Communism and Racism. The Winner? Indeterminate, as the bartender had to break up the fight before fists were thrown. Handshakes and apologies were had, but the Law is still investigating the immigration status of this international man of bigotry.

In sadder news, it seems that the Big Guy (along with an extra gallon of beer and a shot) has claimed yet another victim. New comer to the league The Hymen was broken by this beast, falling and injuring his shoulder while dropping his precious nachos on the sidewalk. This is yet again a sad reminder that everyone needs to attend league night in order to protect us all from the Big Guy. Due to the recent casualties, we will also be instituting a new league rule mandating that double shots of whiskey should not be ordered or drank after consuming more than three gallons of beer. This rule is effective immediately.

In league news, the domination continued as the Law won both the round of 301 and the game of Cricket, as well as scoring two FYHs. Will anyone be able to end his cockslapping of the league? In addition, Chad and the Hymen each scored an FYH a piece, while Skullivan was blanked on his triumphant return to Boston. Chad is still in the lead for that golden gift certificate, but others are close in the hunt for glory.

With the return of Pippi and Quintana, BADASS is proud to be bringing sexy back. The alluring sights and scents of these two competitors inflamed the passions of the locals, distracted their foes, and lead to some indecent proposals. It's all a part of the game when you're a member of BADASS.

In league news, the Law kept up his dominating spirit by dominating both the game of 301 and the game of Cricket. He unfortunately failed to get an FYH, something that Chad and Quintana easily handled. Quintana even went for a twofer on FYHs, but that's still not enough to pull within range of the mighty Chad, who on the season now has seven. The golden gift certificate is within his reach.

This week's league night has been moved to chwednesday, to coincide with St. Patty's day. We'll be seeing the return of SAD founder Skullivan, and hopefully a few new faces as well. See you there!

The mystery of Blade continues even with his return. While we now know he's safe and sound, where was he during his disappearance, and does it involve our newest member, 007? Like the Blade, 007 has a mysterious past. She has been suspected of being a spy, but for the time being, without hard proof, and while she is paying her dues, the league will just have to keep it's eyes on her.

In league play last week The Agenda won both games, as well as scoring three FYHs. Chad also got three FYHs, and the Law and 007 taking up the rear with 1 FYH and no FYHs respectively.

More league fair is happening tonight, so join us at Shannon's at around 7p.m. Also join us on freenode in channel #badass.

Raconteur and esteemed philanderer, Carlos the Jackal, has announced today a two-week self-imposed hiatus from the BADASS league. Jackal, 40, told league captain, Chad, in a crudely written text message just moments ago.

Chad, on behalf of FYH Industries said "We will miss Carlos, but I fear that The Blade may return with aplomb this week, and with rookie outsider iConrad making a potential second appearance, we're still on for some world-class darts."

Carlos the Jackal was not immediately available for further comment.